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Happy Independence Day, people in the place called America that's actually the U.S. because it doesn't include Brazil. Yet ( Read more... )

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Last night's dream involved deciding whether to let a bunch of animals inside who were showing up. What would look like an innocent dog outside would turn into a bear, but I did let in some tiny kittens and a miniature adult gazelle ( Read more... )

If you've noticed a decrease in delightful weirdness at The Onion lately, I think it's probably because a lot of the writing staff has moved over to Thing X. Take a trip to the thing. So far I've most liked the "X How" segments.


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It's amazing how much more hung-over I get from wine than from any other kind of alcohol. I had a glass and a half of cabernet sauvignon last night and to-day my brain seems to be on some distant, foggy outcropping of styrofoam ( Read more... )

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